our oyster boy
Put On Your Pearls, Girls By Lulu Guinness & Martin Welch ONCE UPON A TIME, three Christmases ago, my father asked me to buy a present for myself. I needed a handbag, a special handbag- always a tricky purchase. We are talking long-term relationships here. So I made a beeline for the shop of the Goddess of Handbags and it was there where I found the bag that has been at the end of my arm ever...
55 MC // 20 QUESTIONS OF CALCULATIONS Simple enough right? Flipped the first page. Circled all the answers. Flipped the second page. Circled almost all the answers. Flipped to the third page. Circled majority of the answers. Flipped to the fourth and the fifth… I finished my problem solving questions in record time. Perhaps it was my stuffy nose, or the girl behind me with the dirty...
virgin film #1
my room: rick’s cafe americain photograph hangs over the keyboard. it has been there for a few years and i have yet to watch casablanca.
There is nothing like being in the spotlight momentarily and giving your all. I could discuss the various things that I did wrong, but I won’t. Oh how I’ve missed you… ‘Til next time!
i’ll be the coefficient, you be the variable.
to the ones that made it
via audreyhepburncomplex: this tirade is old and those striped patterns wear away long before our patience sets in. but the manner of your presence has been long awaited. lets put our heads down, and pretend you didn’t make it. If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. Pablo Picasso (this is fiction. always fiction.) Current Song: Turn It Off - Paramore
Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
[Peter and Kate stare]
Kevin McCallister: Whatever that means.
Peter McCallister: [after a pause, chuckles] I'm sure he was kidding. Just, uh, run in there, get your tie, get out, and don't look at... Anything.
awesome night. triciaacruz: because everyone needs to feel like a princess sometimes…. happy 25th birthday love.